Clare Summerskill presents: Why God Created Lesbians

Clare Summerskill presents: Why God Created Lesbians
For one night only
June 27, 2026
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Clare Summerskill presents: Why God Created Lesbians

A riotous, sharp-witted night of songs, standup and storytelling as Clare Summerskill hilariously unpacks the divine mystery of why lesbians exist.

In her brand new one woman show, Clare Summerskill dives into the mysteries of the perplexing sexual minority to which she belongs, asking the big question: why do lesbians exist? Are they here to ease pressure on cat rescue centres? Is it to ensure that Shibden Hall remains a viable tourist attraction? Or simply to write one woman comedy shows packed with songs, standup and storytelling? After decades of field research, Clare thinks she has finally cracked it.  

Expect silliness, satire and plenty of self deprecation from audience favourite Clare Summerskill as she hits the road with her funniest show yet. She shares, for the first time, the story of the lesbian squirrel on Noah’s Ark who took her concerns about compulsory heterosexuality straight to the big man himself, and reveals the Almighty’s true opinion on women loving women.  

A full throttle comedy night from “one of the funniest women in the country” (Whats On), adored by audiences across the UK, gay and straight. Clare has written for BBC Radio 4’s Weekending and Heated Rollers and toured her work throughout the UK and the US.  

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